MATURE CHEDDAR AND THE DAMAGE DONE: THE OUTRAGEOUS NEW BOOK BY THOMAS DAW.

In Mature Cheddar & the Damage Done, we discover a character called Richard, a plain office worker that has decided to embark on a rollercoaster ride of murder and cheese. It seems that Richard has replaced his former heroin addiction with cheese, and he takes it to the limit as he murders his way through life.

Richard kills his own girlfriend and several others, before encountering death incarnate. Richard learns that he can use his life for good deeds, but where is the fun in that? More carnage ensues, including a mistaken identity case at the local police station, a run in with a priest and much more.

Vintage cheddar is a warped story indeed, but it is a work of pure fiction. Contains themes of sex, murder, cheeses and at times, offensive language. Not suitable for children, or those without a dark sense of humour. A quick and satisfying read, vintage cheddar is as dark as it is hilarious. What will happen to Richard Parker?

51 pages. PDF format.